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Me, a zoologist, to the last two living pandas

Imagine showing this video to someone 1 year ago

oh my god.

This would literally be a closing shot in Black Mirror

my favorite thing about “fbi/nsa agent monitoring my computer” things is it implies that there is at least one agent for every single person on earth with a computer

NSA agent Soulmate AU

This is truly the Hotel California of websites

no way

halloween is for everyone!!!!!!

this is honestly the cutest thing ever 10/10 will do this year💗💗

Love this! I also posted a video the other day of different signs from about 90+ countries for “Happy Halloween” :)

[1920′s gangster voice] every single one’a you’s…… every single one’a you’s is valid…….

t’anks boss 

we should kill whoever made those filters that slim your face make your eyes bigger make your nose smaller make your skin evener i think we should kill and destroy all photo applications

people have tagged this as life imitates art, and I need you to understand that no, I saw this picture of my friend falling off the got dang swing and thought it represented human hubris so well that i went into a made haze of acrylic paint and when I awoke I was holding this finished canvas.