pap pap. good creb.

girl help i’m having creation ideas above my skill level

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OP is a stack of crabs, piled on top of one another, wearing an overcoat, trying to sneak into the Theater to see The Shape of Water but go off I guess.

this is actually balloons don’t let them trick you

People from Maryland are so proud of being from there, and for what? Crabs? They’re found all over the place. Old bay seasoning? It’s just fishy Lawry’s salt. That ugly checkered mess of a flag? Looks like a jester’s closet lmaoo Maryland is just Maine flavored Virginia

Bruh Maryland is one of the most populated states in the country. We have one the most diverse counties with the best public schools systems in all the states. Our community colleges are top ranking and we have one of the lowest crime rates overall. We also one if the richest states and WE AINT ALL ABOUT CRABS

looking at crabs on company time. holding crabs on company time. adoring crabs on the company dime.

digging a hole in a hill and sealing it off to wait out the first night in minecraft

He just picked up his gf and left

“Don’t talk to me or my gf ever again”

it’s 1am. reblog crab dance