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I referred to something as a "real Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra moment" in conversation with someone who has never seen TNG, and let me tell you, that was a real Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra moment

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Ipnotico

brunhiddensmusings

the music is almost as good as that visual

catawampuscreations-deactivated

Turn the sound on! You will not be disappointed, people!

darth-tella

FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD, UNMUTE!!!!

ihateuverymuch

n years later this is still one of my favorite videos

draconym

Getting a phone call about an assassination attempt hits a little bit different on the 1988 Spuds Mackenzie promotional telephone

draconym

My mom: So there was a shooter at the correspondents' dinner- Me: Excuse me what. What did you say. My mom, with deepest sorrow: But the president is alive and unharmed- Me: Go back did you say there was a shooter. You're on the dog. My mom: I'm on the dog???? Me: Yeah you're on the dog

whatdidtimaeustestify

draconym

No apology necessary. As a Homestuck who grew up with this dogphone in my house, I instinctively read the original chatlog in the aggrieved voice of my grandfather answering his office phone with "I better not be on the dog"

seainspanish

11 years of splatoon !! 🦑

allthingswhumpyandangsty

not my tweet but I thought it would be a good psa for artists here too

ayy-junipei

Oh this is a common scam I find at work. Any file that:

isn't jpg, jpeg, pdf, or png

Is a file extension you don't recognise (this one is a visual basic file, used for scripting, but others like exe or bat are used)

has a very low or unexpected file size (this one's is less than 1KB, or 0.001MB, a good reference should be at least 500KB)

Is likely a scam. Stay safe kids.

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edgebug

"grace. grace! grace give attention. rocky perform human ritual of escape closet now. statement."

"come again?"

"i learn more from thinking machine. human gender preference. attraction to same gender, means word 'gay.' all eridian same gender." rocky stands straight up. "rocky come out to grace now. all rocky plural gay, statement."

"...wow, that's... rock, i'm not sure it makes much sense to apply human ideas of sexual orientation to a monogendered species."

a long and judgmental pause. then:

"grace HOMOPHOBIC, question????"

mclennonyaoi

love that he keeps doing this. genuinely my favorite fucking bit

mclennonyaoi

he has had like ten “final movies” and everytime i get sad about it. and then he makes another one. fucking love this guy

garnavis

titenoute

Comic strip by Boulet. You can find him on instagram.

ceswest

“Leonard Nimoy, who played the most famous TV scientist of all time, Mr. Spock, came from an arts and theater background and in real life is nothing like his character. Yet he told me that because Mr. Spock and “Star Trek” have inspired so many young viewers to become scientists, researchers who meet him are always desperate to give him lab tours and explain the projects they’re pursuing in peer-to-peer terms. Mr. Nimoy nods sagely and intones to each one, ‘Well, it certainly looks like you’re headed in the right direction.’”

— NYT (via gq)

maritimememcake

THESE HAIRSTYLES AND EYEBROWS?!

the emphasis on junk/scrap being incorporated into the hairstyles is elite for the aesthetic

sirartwork

Because I’ve lost control of my life

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shopwitchvamp

“Omg, I love these! They go up to size 6X AND they have pockets?! Wow!! But do you have anything longer?”

Sure do, no problem!!

“YES these are great!!! But what about.. longer?”

I gotcha!! Comin’ right up!

"Now that's what I'm talkin' about! But... how about if I'm feeling like it's the kinda day where I need my clothing to be bifurcated???"

Never fear, joggers are here!

*wild cheering* /scene

🖤 witchvamp.com 🖤

(PS: Yes! We can ship to Canada now!!)

shinyhill

randomitemdrop

Item: thousand-year-old drinking game

explicitnoir

front-facing-pokemon

happy april fools :D anything silly with my beloved bidoof ?

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lanachu

Made my bidoof Pokedoll a little outfit ✨

kirukrono

You lip-synch, we drip ink...Catch ya later!

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