THE COLLECTIVE HIVEMIND OF ALL RATS

once u stop caring abt warrior cats DO NOT revisit it!!!! i am serious. you stop reading it or paying attention to it for like maybe a year and when you come back to it literally everything is batshit. if you stopped reading warriors in 2018 and tune back in 2021 and i tell you that it is canon that ashfur has possessed bramblestars body and is trying to take over the four clans and kidnapped squirrelflight into the moonpool, your head is going to explode. it already did. i did not lie in any part of that sentence. ashfur is possessing bramblestars body. if you stopped reading warriors in 2018, you cant come back. too much has happened now.

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

Conservative beauty standards are back with a vengeance which means it's especially important to go out this summer with bellies out and bodies unshaved. Also be unapologetically disabled with mobility aids and wearable medical devices and stim toys and ear defenders and all that stuff. You need it. People need to see it. Everyone needs to be reminded that life is unquestioningly more enjoyable when you're not living inside an arbitrary set of rules created by people who are offended by all the wrong things.

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not

i love poison omelette

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got some kick to it i tell you what

the idea that a sex scene in fiction is fundamentally useless/simply for audience titillation UNLESS they’re fucking infodumping exposition while they bone or something is so funny and myopic to me. like, you really genuinely believe for real that there is NOTHING to be gained about your understanding of a story or characters simply from how they approach and engage in sex? really for real?

My man laughed so hard he made sounds that I don’t think can be transliterated using the Latin alphabet

try using the international phonetic alphabet!

I don’t think that will work

i think it might

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

i went to queer history and signaling and i didnt see taylor swift

the idea that a sex scene in fiction is fundamentally useless/simply for audience titillation UNLESS they’re fucking infodumping exposition while they bone or something is so funny and myopic to me. like, you really genuinely believe for real that there is NOTHING to be gained about your understanding of a story or characters simply from how they approach and engage in sex? really for real?

i bring a sort of “you should maybe interrogate your so-called ‘preferences’ to make sure they’re not literal textbook examples of severe unconscious bias” vibe that my woke gay friends dont really like