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usamericans do really love making posts about parking lots. i met god in a parking lot. fighting my ex in a parking lot. it's like their main biome

parking lots are the vast steppe pastureland on which we herd our staple megafauna, the automobile, under the vast and eternal blue sky. it’s no wonder they have a role in our mythology

under my totalitarian regime being a housewife will not be allowed. you WILL become an accomplished scientist

toxic codependent familial dynamics this. toxic codependent romances that. what about toxic codependent coworkers. i can’t do my job without this guy here or i’ll kill myself.

really sad how AI is affecting the job market. there used to be real job openings for people with my specific skill set. i've been doing this since I was a child. i spent decades becoming an incredible sycophant and yes man and now everyone is going to chatGPT for meaningless affirmations. chatGPT is literally just guessing words, it can't address the weaknesses of your psyche and exploit them to make you think you're right about your awful idea. so many people are experiencing having a personality-free absence of a person who keeps telling you how great you are and they don't realize how good it can REALLY be, because chatGPT will only cater to the average person. not me. when i do my art (become a personality-free absence of a person) you can't even compare it. you deserve a bespoke fawner. whats the point

a CRITTER? Carrying a BERRY?? Across a BRAMBLE VINE?????

my most old person take is that i think the prose of most contemporary fiction is unreadable. every sentence. is so short. and punchy. and you can never. get pulled into. the flow of the story. because it feels like. you're being pelted. with tiny pebbles of sentences. and i hate it.

my opinion on quantum physics is that we should stop looking into it. it's none of our business and frankly the particles seem to agree

hello? yeah sorry I'm in the middle of a ceasefire right now. no, it's okay, you can still drop the bombs. no, it's fine, it doesn't break the ceasefire. I talked to my lawyer who I threaten to have framed and jailed if he disagrees with me and he said that there's a loophole call takebacksies where I bomb them but it doesn't break the ceasefire. yeah. yeah. to shit, yeah. great. talk to you soon.