Papa Vesemir

I am an old person and tumblr is the porch

World Heritage Post

I managed to listen to exactly 3 seconds of this before I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe.

The ocean can be vicious in all forms.

i bet that mario and luigi dont get pussy

And? Do you?

we’re not talking about me right now

he’s literally pregnant coded

i didn’t say his name but he popped into your head, didn’t he?

Wario

WERE-RALPH????

cities breaking down on a camels back

it's because you're always identifying with that damn character

Dante and Vergil

hang on i gotta look something up

this is a long fuckin poem

give me another amulet im not driving

Hello Alan this is your lawyer speaking,

remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

How fucking old are you people?

normal amount

They weren't happy noises.

They were polite and reasonable noises! The sound of protocol being followed! Negotiation and compromise!

The box would scream

It sounds like screaming, but actually it's a mating call.