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Gotta go bust a nut to commemorate the death of Barbara bush brb

i love the internet because posts like this is how i find out about news

+10 armor +20 frost resistance -10 speed

first dude to invent drums was just like super pissed one day and fucked up punching something and everyone was just like oh shit this fucking slaps 

whats the mood for mid-april

LOOK AT HIM HE LEARNED

give him anything he wants

this is the saddest thing ive ever seen until the end

if i saw some bloke change his profile pic to him with the literal grim reaper and then i found out he straight up died i would lose my shit over the absolute madman

anyone else feeling like what the fuck

god my neighbor just called me and she’s like… is this your chicken in our driveway… like who else has a chicken in this neighborhood yes it’s my chicken… so i get over there and kylo hen is chilling in their driveway eating some specs and stuff and there’s this actual crowd of people around her and i’m like… hi sorry mb let me get her… and oh my god… they’re like do you need us to call someone?? should we get help?? how should we do this?? do you need a net? like bitch it’s a chicken not a fucking komodo dragon. so i just… i was kind of joking around so i crouched down and patted my thighs and all the chickens are trained to come to me on sight because me = food… so i got down there and went “here girl!! come here!!” and the chicken comes running over and this group of actual adult ass individuals were staring at me like i was the fucking pied piper… and i didn’t know what to say…. so i just kind of walked back to my yard with the chicken following me and none of them moved or said a damn word and i think i literally just convinced them this chicken is trained like a dog…

your chicken’s name is kylo hen