blue jays sideblog

For the thought crime of experiencing optimism you have been sentenced to five years of propeller hat and rainbow lollipop

if they lose heineman. and then either kirk or vali get hurt even briefly later in the season and there's nobody viable who can fucking catch. i will fucking lose it

like i like vali a lot and he's clearly playing better than heineman these days. no argument there. if it was september i would say goodbye tyler sorry good luck elsewhere. but it is june. you cannot depend on 0 injuries to either catcher in 4 months

"new toy in the toolbox" brandon valenzuela

waterboarding daulton varsho in my kitchen sink because his 3mm buzzcut is perfect for scrubbing kraft dinner gunk off the dishes

the etsy witch must still be rolling with it because whenever the mariners get hit by a pitch they're like 'oh well, teehee! it hit my guard :) guess i get to go to first' and then whenever the blue jays get hit by a pitch it's like they've been shot.