blue jays sideblog

SAVE TWENTY FOR LOUIE!! W FOR BIEBS !!!

the symmetrical nature of a baseball game is so fucking funny like. our glorious and powerful three-out inning. versus their terrible and despicable three-out inning. these are the exact same but one of them makes me want to bite (positive) and the other makes me want to bite (evil)

I love Jeff Hoffman

sports arent real

i can't believe that the blue jays are experiencing the consequences of their actions

I really really really appreciate that the HR jacket is larger this year. like yeah it's a little big on most of the guys, but now everybody on the team can put it on without being embarrassed that it's too small

remember the one glorious day when addison barger was back and alive and brilliant and life was good? that was good. i miss that.

we had him back for one play but what a play it was......

ernie needs to steal more bags start running NOW

I also hate the probability stats they keep putting on the screen like some of us aren't watching this because we're betting on it, we're watching it because we like baseball. anyway fuck apple always

when dan or joe or caleb or any sportsnet broadcasters talk shit on the blue jays, i know it comes from a place of love. and knowledge because they actually watch the games with us. when apple tv comms do the same, it feels like it comes from a place of judgement and just barely glanced at stat-sheets