Earthquakes and Heartbreaks

THIS!!!!!!!

queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprise

date a girl who treats you the same way she treats books

I’ll critique you continuously and won’t be too bothered if I break your spine

And then I’ll review your performance on several social media sites and ask for feedback.

I’ll also insert rectangular metal and paper objects into your body whenever I need a break from you, and store you on a shelf in my house

I’ll be done with you in less than a week and move on immediately. 

I’ll switch between you and others several times whenever it pleases me

I’m not going to spend any money on you unless you can tell me something I don’t already know about the Cold War.

I used to date your twin, but I lost her.

When you get old and worn out I’ll replace you with a digital copy that will never age.  

I’ll occasionally take you off the shelf and open you up to inhale the sweet smell of your innards

I’ll occasionally loan you out to my friends

This thread is everything I dreamed it would be.

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