We're all equal

the only acceptable dabs

fuck, marry, kill, but the only choice is me and the only available option is kill

every time i say “that’ll do” i think in my head “that’ll do donkey, that’ll do” why does shrek ruin everything in my life

what is this ridiculous Babe (1995) erasure

I think I’ve watched this like 100 times today and I’m still crying

This kid is so fucking funny im losing my mind

best comedy of the year 10/10

Chaotic good

In Jewish tradition, one of our holidays is called Purim. It celebrates the defeat of an antisemitic political advisor to a king who liked to prowl the streets ranting his hatred. Part of the story of Purim involves the people being ranted at inventing a special kind of noisemaker to drown him out. Basically what I’m saying is this student is following a grand tradition whether they realize it or not and they should be proud.

*slams fist on table* NOW THIS is the kind of religious/cultural tradition I can get behind! 

you know he sniffed a dirt