🏒 Welcome to the Rink of Chaos 💋
(a.k.a. where hockey meets gossip, delusion & drama)
Hey babes — welcome to the side of Tumblr that’s 80% hockey, 20% unverified chaos, and 100% ✨vibes✨.
If you came here for stats or game recaps, this is not that kind of blog. We’re here for the off-ice drama, the blind items, the Instagram likes, and the occasional “is this man okay???” moment
Before you jump into the mess, here’s how we roll ⤵️
🧊 THE RULES OF THE RINK
1. No real hate. We roast, we gossip, we clown — but no bullying, misogyny, homophobia, or being weird about families. Keep it fun, not foul.
2. Keep it spicy, not cruel. “He gives walking red flag energy” = fine. “He should die” = log off.
3. No doxxing, no leaks. We gossip, not commit crimes.
5. Submissions open! Got something juicy? Drop it in asks or DMs — anonymous or not, your secret’s safe on this ice.
6. Have fun, babes. If you’re not slightly unwell over a player’s Instagram story, you’re not doing it right 💅
Now grab your popcorn, your jersey, and your delusions — the tea is always freshly brewed here ☕🏒💋
