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#this one KILLS me #like???? #the comedic timing of it all too?? #fly: finally seems exhausted and ready to be bit and eaten #spider: ooh ok maybe? #fly: immediately self-immolates once more #and then the absolute vortex that fly created upon itself?? #spider: please god let me escape let me get away please plase plae- oh I caught a bugge! whee- no no no no NO NO (tags by proton-wobbler)

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i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

almost peed my pants today when my bf told me about this dude in his hometown who dressed up like ryan gosling in Drive every day (including driving gloves) but did not own a car. bf was like “yeah we called him Walk”

this was tumblr in 2013

This is tumblr in 2026