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gen z culture is starting to quote a vine and then suddenly everyone in the room says it at the exact same time            

No woman wearing a dress with pockets will fail to mention that it has pockets upon receiving a compliment on said dress.

If you too saw a unicorn you’d never shut up either

[sees a dog] [gentle gasp]

Big mood.

I feel like there are many ‘personalities’ that just need a window bro like this to talk real to them

unmute this shit. Now.

Character: so what’s our next move? Me, the writer, six coffees deep into an existential crisis: I don’t know, what is your next fucking move?

You know when dogs sit outside with their face turned towards the sun and their eyes closed and they look so relaxed and when you pet them they’re warm that’s how I want to feel always

Date a boy who looks at you like you’re the camera in the Office whenever other people are being ridiculous

a few weeks back i looked up the source of “we deserve a soft epilogue, my love” because it’s such a lovely, evocative line and i wanted to know the name of the poet who wrote it and it was. from captain america fanfiction.

my friend’s four-year-old son wouldn’t go to sleep because he wanted to keep looking at the stars and she tried to bribe him with a piece of chocolate and he just said “would you rather get a reward or be happy” and turned back to the window

Oh my… God?