Flat-State-Looking Fuck

Fuck. Those fuckers at the store sold me No Purpose Flour again. What the fuck do I do with this

spin the wheel and assign an animal to prev

Reverse Mulan about a young man who disguises himself as a noblewoman and has to learn how to do passive-agressive politicking at dinner parties.

He does so to dodge the draft

mutuals i’d casually lay my legs over on the couch

HATE when you can't stand someone who is literally harmless. Like oh I'm the bitch here. I'm 100% in the wrong but nonetheless fuuuccckkk this guy

I think some of y'all don't know what people in their 30s look like.

In the real world people in their 30's mostly don't look meaningfully older than people in their 20's. Once you stop looking like a teenager you sort of just look like an adult for several decades.

Just saw the word "underfed" written down and spent a good ten seconds trying to imagine what the state of being "derfed" could possibly be, and how one would go about undoing it, before it clicked.

"WW1 soldiers were underfed" fuck man... Not only they sent them off to a war, but then they took their derf away too?? Fucked up

you can create characters and imagine them kissing btw. not many people know about this life hack

why are dudes in fanfic always getting hit with freight train orgasms. why not an orient express orgasm, classy and romantic. where are the shinkansen train orgasms? his orgasm hit him like the TGV atlantique breaking the passenger rail speed record. like the shanghai maglev, his orgasm was a feat of engineering but something of a commercial disappointment.

learning a lot about how to get railed today

It sounds like the Deutsche Bahn is on ssris.

sach ma

I'm actually really funny once you get past how socially inept I am.

oh i'm going to misusle and straight up fuckle this knowledge so badly

nevertheless, we ball

this is one of the more expensive cosplays i've seen but you really can't argue with the results

@notsuchasecret

now what about majora’s femme