My Brain Randomness

Whale shark detected! Yippie

[cue Rocky getting so distracted staring up at the sky that he misses the curb and slams face-first into a pole of some kind]

sometimes the jokes just lowkey write themselves

Eccentric old vampire with arithmomania (there are episodes where he tries to stop counting but can’t, even when it is detrimental to his health and wellbeing. It is both a hobby and a compulsion for him.) He associates specifically the number seven with romance, and not just in the “Far From Seven” skit above. He proposed to his girlfriend and got excited about counting how many times she said no. He skirts vampire rules by simply not understanding when he is and is not welcome. He can and will enter your house uninvited and count your family. But he will try to move away when some kid is capable of counting things without help because he assumes he is no longer wanted or needed.

And everyone on Sesame Street was SO MEAN to him earlier on just because he is a weird little man even though they were nice to Oscar.