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you once mentioned a planned body swap fic. I'm very excited, I love that trope. can you give us a little hint of what will happen?
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“What the hells,” said Bajie, staring down at his hands. Even by the thin uncertain light of dawn, it was clear: they were were long-fingered, blue, and slightly webbed.
They were Wujing’s hands.
Except they were clearly Bajie’s: they made a fist when he told them to, and a rude gesture, and when he pinched one of them with the other, it hurt.
Bajie patted his face. He wasn’t surprised, exactly, to fail to encounter his snout, but the beard was a bit startling. “What the hells,” he said again, louder. “Ugh, I knew we shoulda paid more attention to that stupid mirror demon.”
It had been more a novelty than an actual obstacle: a weird faceless creature with silvery reflective skin had reared up out of the lake behind the monastery they were staying at, Sun had killed it—splashing them all liberally with silvery reflective blood—and the thing had sunk back into the lake, wailing unintelligible curses in its death throes and poisoning the water. Master scolded Sun, Sun sulked, life went on.
“Gnrk?” said the person in the bedroll next to his: a fine bulky person wearing Bajie’s black silk shirt. Sha Wujing rolled Bajie’s body upright with a grunt of effort and blinked over at him, blearily.
And then blinked again. “Wha’ th’ hells?” he slurred. He raised one hand. He squinted at it.
“Urgh.”
He flopped back into his—Bajie’s—bedroll and pulled the blanket over his head.
Man of sense, was Sha Wujing.
Still—
Bajie thumped him until his head re-emerged. “I gotta piss,” he told his brother. “That gonna be too weird for you?”
“Urgh,” said Wujing again. “No. Me, too, actually. Gimme a sec.” He rubbed his eyes. “Elder Brother, you are really not a morning person.”
Bajie snorted agreement. It was a strangely small, uninspiring sort of noise, coming from Wujing’s undersized nose.
Together, the two brothers stumbled out of the monastery’s guest room and down to the privy near the paddock. By the time the necessary business had been accomplished, Wujing was alert enough to find the situation rightly hilarious.
“How do you fight with this thing in the way all the time?” he demanded, hoisting his belly in both hands. He bounced on his toes to make the belly bounce as well, and snickered.
“Brilliantly, is how,” Bajie retorted. “How pissed will you be at me if I shave off the mustache?”
“Extremely pissed,” said Wujing.
“But it tickles.”
“What the hells, you have a tail?”
“Obviously I have a tail?” Bajie said. “You have known me three years now, how did you not know this?”
“I can wiggle it, look.”
“Stuff that back in my pants immediately, Wujing. Wait, that sounded—Shut up, stop laughing, snrk—”
Wheezing and cackling, the brothers made their way back to their rooms in the monastery, collecting a grazing Bailong Ma on the way. “We gotta show Master and—”
But at this point, they were cut off by a screech of absolute horror: Sun Wukong. A moment later, it was joined by a more familiar scream, no less horrified: Tripitaka.
“Ah,” said Wujing. “The mirror demon got them, too, I guess.”
The screaming continued, more urgently.
“…Drama queens, both of ‘em,” said Bajie. He slapped the dragon horse companionably on the shoulder; Bailong Ma glanced up at him. “Don’t suppose you’ve been swapped with anyone else overnight?” Bajie inquired.
Bailong Ma rolled his eyes.
Inside, the screaming had devolved into hysterical shouted accusations.
“Let’s just…wait out here for a bit,” said Wujing.
Man of sense, was Sha Wujing.
"Mirrored" will be coming soon-ish to AO3! Just gotta finish the Fluffy Epilogue of the FFIM and maybe post a one-shot first :) Brace for: Tripitaka acquiring Wukong's ADHD, Wukong acquiring Tripitaka's anxiety, and the horse acquiring a whole lot of reasons to stay quiet.
Valentino writing tips: language
I’m not an expert by any means, but I thought I might provide some insight into how I, personally, handle the nasty moth's dialogue.
Like all languages, Spanish is highly regional. We don’t really know Val’s actual background as a Sinner, so your guess is as good as mine. Given his VA is Puerto Rican, however, I write Valentino as someone who speaks Caribbean Spanish (like me!). The three Spanish-speaking countries/territories in the Caribbean are: Puerto Rico, the Dominican Republic, and Cuba. I'm not familiar with Cuban Spanish, so we'll focus on the first two for now.
Some of these are more specific to one place than the other, but I’m mushing them together for simplicity’s sake (don't come at me).
Fun quirks of Dominican and Puerto Rican Spanish:
A habit of shortening words, like “ven pa’ca” (“come here”) instead of “ven para acá.” We frequently eat the letters “r,” “s” or “d” toward or at the end of some words.
Pronouncing “r” as “l” in some words.
Pronouncing “t” as a soft sound between a “th” and a “d.” Although this voice has a Spanish (from Spain) cadence, you can hear the modified “t” sound in “Valentino” here.
Fun Dominican and Puerto Rican words and phrases:
“Coño” as a casual curse, typically used as an expression of frustration (like “fuck!”). My username is basically a really intense version of coño, and is a very Dominican phrase.
“Diablo,” which means “devil,” is also commonly used as an exclamation.
“Hijo de la gran puta,” a classic that roughly parallels "son of a bitch," but literally translates to “son of a great whore.”
“Papi” or “papi chulo” (“cute daddy”) as a term of affection. “Papito” is the diminutive version of this phrase.
On that note, you can add “ito” to the end of just about anything to make it a diminutive (cutesy/smaller version). “Chulo” means cute, for example. “Chulito” is the even more affectionate/smaller version of that.
“Dique,” which is used to express doubt. Vox might say, “I am not obsessed with Alastor!” Valentino might mutter “diiiique” in response. This is a Dominican thing.
“Wepa,” which is something usually shouted in excitement. This is a Puerto Rican thing.
“Vaina,” which kind of means “thing,” often with a negative connotation. So, Valentino might look at one of Velvette’s designs, find it hideous, and say, “que vaina más fea, oof” (“what an ugly thing, oof”).
“Fó,” which is sort of “ew” or “gross,” usually re: bad smells. You shout it.
“Mano,” short for “hermano” (“brother”). Used between friends.
“Dímelo” (“tell me”) as a greeting. Something that would be said when answering the phone, for example.
“Cojer” as a means of saying “to take,” like taking something from a table. This word has a very different context in other regions. In Mexico, for example, the verb “cojer” is vulgar and means “to fuck.”
“Ahorita,” which in my experience means “later.” In other regions, it can mean “right now” or “later” depending on context.
Commonly used phrases in Mexican Spanish.
You’ll want to avoid these if you’d like his dialogue to be consistently Caribbean-inspired:
“Pinche”
“Verga”
“Wey”
“No mames/no manches”
“Qué padre”
“Chingar”
Calling acquaintances “primo” or “jefe”
I mention this Spanish dialect specifically because it's the most common one in the world. And hey, Val could be canonically Mexican or Mexican in your headcanon! That's cool, too. I'm just providing insight for consistency's sake.
Other insight:
“Ay dios mío!” is a generally overused phrase, in my opinion, and not actually said IRL as frequently as TV makes it seem. Just my experience, though.
“Ay” or “uy” are good filler sounds. You hear Val shout it when Niffty snaps at him.
Valentino canonically squeaks like a moth when passionate!
His voice takes on an echo/growl when he’s particularly angry.
Mixing English and Spanish is tricky. Spanglish is not uncommon in PR, DR, and the US, but usually only when speaking with someone else who is fluent in both languages. Valentino seems plenty fluent in English; he uses lots of contractions, complex sentence structure, and slang. He doesn’t need to inject Spanish phrases in favor of English ones when conversing with another English speaker. He does do it sometimes for emphasis (“the devil’s princesa” or “this chiquita”).
As cliché as it is, defaulting to a Spanish phrase in moments of alarm, anger, frustration, or affection is also not uncommon if you grew up in a Spanish-speaking home. If someone surprises me, I shout “coño” by default, for example.
Valentino uses pet names when referring to others, like "amorcito" (“little love”) and "Angie" over voicemail.
Generally speaking, Val likes to stretch his vowels to be theatrical ("he mooooved!"). He sometimes eats the ends of English words, like “fuckin’” instead of “fucking.” He also sometimes rolls his “r” for English words, like in “ungrrrateful whore!”
Val's accent isn’t consistently strong, which could be a stylistic choice, or he could just be prone to a kind of unique code switching, for lack of a better term. My friends say I speak English with a Spanish accent when conversing with my family, for example (it’s not intentional).
Okay that’s it, bye!
A few more little snippets of language and culture to add on!
Spanish phrases Joel (VA) has said while playing as or speaking about Valentino:
"Parece mentira" = literally "that seems like a lie" but used more like "I don't believe you" or "that's hard to believe." It's meant to be condescending or imply that something is outrageous.
"Hijo de la gran puta" = literally "son of a great whore," per the original post! This clip is also a good example of Caribbean Spanish's tendency to eat the "s" at the end of words, since he says "eh" instead of "es." And you can hear him say "Valentino" with the modified "t" sound!
More fun phrases:
"Carajo" or "shit."
"Maldita mierda" or "cursed shit." Used like "holy shit" or "fucking shit" in English.
"Querido" or "darling."
Other random fun facts:
Contrary to popular belief, being Latino doesn't mean you automatically have a high tolerance for spicy food. Dominican and Puerto Rican food isn't actually spicy at all, for example. Valentino could easily have a low spice tolerance.
There are no yellow lemons natively in the Dominican Republic, and I believe there aren't any in Cuba either. Puerto Rico does have them, but many might be imports. If Valentino was like me, he was raised on limeade instead of lemonade when he was alive and didn't grow up cooking with lemons.
Flavours of unreliable narrator:
Lying to the reader
Lying to themselves
Simply misinformed
Not paying attention
Has weird priorities
Assumed you knew
Hates you personally
Bad at communicating
Easily sidetracked
Will believe anything
Has weird prejudices
Just kind of dumb
... SmBlipMary pls??? (Blip A x Hail Mary x SM 13)
I just think they're neat :D (and deserve to kiss)
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Aroace Ryland Grace Pics + Textposts Part Four
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I love how the entire aroace community latched onto Ryland Grace with no hesitation and have used his character as an outlet for frustrations regarding real-world politics surrounding our identities.
Dr. Ryland Grace was arguably the perfect backup candidate for his mission. Stratt got that right. He had no children, no life partner, no family, not even a dog. All he had was his students and that was enough for him, but that made him replaceable.
Right?
Not only were Grace’s wishes completely ignored, his life and his value as a person was undermined. Simply because he had no one but his students to care for his wellbeing, because he wouldn’t have someone at home waiting for him to come back.
Aroace people deal with similar treatment simply because romance and sex are seen as essential to the human experience, completely disregarding any and all other types of connection. One’s inherent value as a person is not lost when they choose to live life without romantic or sexual relationships. One’s value is simply in existing.
Aroace people know this well, which is why so many have become so attached to Ryland as a character. Many of us see his way of life as the end goal for ourselves, so any one of us would have been seen as just as dispensable, by Stratt and by society as a whole.
Aroace people love Dr. Ryland Grace because his life mattered just as much as everyone else’s, and so do ours.
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similarly amusing is chilly because he's got stupid triangle hands. i am obsessed with the air ride low poly models
This is beautiful....let's become triangles together
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“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore
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A little something I wanna talk about
So recently I was a feeling a little grumpy and commented on a post in this mindset (mistake I know) but I got a response I really want to adresss
So, as a member of the LDS Church, or a “Mormon” I get a lot of cult allegations. I believe these to be untrue, but this one in particular is very inaccurate. This simply is not the definition of a cult, no matter what “Christian scholarship” (a term wrought with debate) has to say. @beaft, I believe what you are wanting to call me is a heretic
And you would honestly be correct. It is a title I embrace, perhaps even with pride. My religion is very niche, and different from what a lot of Christians believe. If you consider me a heretic, and choose not to interact with our church because of that, that is 100% reasonable. However, this does NOT make me a member of a cult.
Cults are both dangerous and manipulative, neither of which our church is. (There is some nuance to this, as certain members of the religion can of course be dangerous and manipulative). There is nothing coercive about my church’s practices, and I believe that calling people cult members inaccurately in order to dismiss them is both rude and immature. If you have any questions about the church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, feel free to ask me, though I am not an expert but merely a member. I really want to be able to have discussions about religion without it devolving to name calling and fearmongering, and the word cult loses its meaning when applied to everyone you disagree with.
My sister genuinely, for real, met her girlfriend at a meet up for retyping poetry on vintage typewriters above a feminist bookstore, and I just want to say I’m thrilled the manic pixie dream girls of the world are moving on from whiny mediocre dudes and finding eachother instead.
Bad news y’all they broke up but my sister learned really important things about life and herself so like, we really should have seen that coming.
i hate diet culture so much. i hate how everyone steamrolls over my "i don't like talking about dieting." i hate seeing vibrant, beautiful personalities turn into someone who only talks about their weight loss. i hate when people brag abt how little they've eaten. i hate being expected to fawn over ppl for being on a crash diet. i hate when women go "hahah, i just don't really eat!" i hate when ppl use coffee or cigarettes to suppress their appetite and think that's healthy. i hate when i see the pain in my friend's eyes because someone around them lost weight and they feel Too Fat by comparison. i hate when people assume I'm unhealthy because im fat. i hate that this is something i've had to deal with since i was 7. i hate when fat people, stranded in a culture that villifies every aspect of their being, are asked to clap and cheer for thinness.
You know how canaries were historically brought into coal mines, because if the mine was full of carbon monoxide the canary would die first and the miners would be able to escape before they died too?
I just found the greatest thing.
This is a canary resuscitator.
When the miners notice the canary getting sick with carbon monoxide poisoning, they can close that circular hatch so no more gas gets into the canary cage, and open the valve on that oxygen tank to keep the canary breathing. In other words, they made a spacesuit for birds.
By immediately giving the canary access to clean air, the miners can save it from the poison. The bird lives. To be clear, this is not for economic purposes, this was specifically created because the miners felt bad and wanted to save the bird.
Isn’t that just the perfect demonstration of what humans are like? We started sacrificing small creatures to save ourselves, and then felt bad and spent our valuable resources on saving the critters too. Because yeah the canary was the only way to test for CO, but it’s a living creature too, dammit!
Union watches out for its members.
Please don't make me cry.
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you have a disgusting storytelling addiction
It’s true. It goes back a long way, too. It all started when…
"the three dots on the side" call her by her REAL NAME.. Meatballs Menu
im gonna say it now so everyone in my notes stops arguing over this. meatballs menu is three dots side-by-side. kebab menu is three dots up and down. bento menu is an array of 9 dots in a square shape. hamburger menu is three lines horizontally. Yes there are others but none of them are nearly as prevalent so i dont care enough to list them. goot bye
Literally what they're called btw this post isn't a bit
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