I no longer aim to be normal, sorry

more Beloved Kathy from lauren kyle’s insta

“i’m not 22… at least like, 25 🥴” he’s so cute and cheeky

evgeni malkin, 4th december 2025

oh i’m ill

as if sid was letting these guys walk

i can um. i can sorta guess.

helping his giggly, not-so-secretly injured husband get dressed.... the rituals are intricate

ROCKY MOUNTAIN SLUTTERY

Thanks, Ty.

all the canadian cities with losing NHL teams wish they were us so bad. unburdened by their crushing failure

(x)

his bashful side makes me giggle :) i want to know what he said to ilya about the 150000 check :P also lol that somehow ilya wound up holding the goofy chef guy after this

anon - hi, i have some gossip about malkin. he was seen in a bar in Moscow. people who were there said that he got divorced (or is in the process of getting divorced). he was in the vip room with girls.

gosh he's sexy

and a bigger court I think? also apparently you can use the walls in paddle tennis. i dunno i grew up in washington we just played pickleball and normal tennis. from articles i have read paddle tennis is more similar to ping pong which is why i was 100% certain geno was gonna dominate this tournament 😅 he is very good at ping pong.

cracks me up that for all his competitive spirit, g is not a braggart. not a single post about his tournament on his social media. its like he just didnt participate, haha. he wants to win but he doesn't necessarily care who knows about it.