PANDA-MASTER-1996

how am i sensitive and a bitch at the same time

the intimacy of calling your partner by adding a little "my" before it, my baby, my darling, my sweetheart, my life>>>

"become a fish" (gay)

men will jump through an entire circus' worth of hoops rather than admitting they're bi

The level of mental hoops that guy had to jump through to say to his wife, "No, honey! Of course I wouldn't be cheating on you! Sex during gaycations doesn't count!"

this is an insane story

Um…here’s the reddit link? I’m speechless.

Don't worry honey, all the other men on gaycation aren't real people and they stop existing after. Hey, where's all the homophoboa coming from suddenly?

That's the beauty of the gaycation!

I read the shithead guy’s rambling in Nagito Komaeda’s voice

"some men never return because they're "totally feminized" into the state of permanent "pseudo-gayness"" is my favourite line out of the entire post

This is like “you messed with the wrong fandom” only 9000 times worse

yeah also to add in literally Every furry fucking hates this guy so don’t assume were all that / have some comfort in fact that he just got arrested 

Just to be clear, even the person who he commissioned to make his fursuit hates him and didn’t realize he was going to be a huge fucking nazi in it when they accepted the job.

Fur suits are flammable

They’re eating ricotta in a way we did NOT choose to continue

Nightmare ricotta rotation

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

its pride month, tumblr. you know what that means