pana

Been getting into nothing lately

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone

I’m sitting with a bunch of archaeologists and we just laughed so hard we CRIED we’re getting tshirts with this on them

I will never ever get tired of seeing bredlik poems. It is really one of the seminal art forms of the century. I am not being sarcastic. 

If I ever don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead and archaeologists are licking my bones.

okay but the drover family farm being run by a beautiful black family will be so 😍🥰🥳🤩😍

I know I’ve been pretty harsh in the past about Harris being cast as “skinny” BUT (1) I think Justice Smith will do a great job, he is immensely charming & talented, which will make him an awesome Harris and (2) if this means just maybe we will talk about race in any meaningful capacity in a show that routinely lets those conversations drop just as it starts making a point about the experience of POC in the hockey world .. I’m more then good with that

okay now. Where Is My Zane Boodram :(