Pan_Cakes

been watching clips of teams absolutely whaling on the guy who attacked their goalie like little swarms of piranhas or maybe ants sensing threat pheromones. but sometimes a dude like... actually ploughs his opponent into his goalie, only for the Protect instinct to kick in instantaneously so he starts attacking his opponent for fucking with the goalie when it's really his own fault. and I think this is something that Eric has had to put up with from Matti Jalo on a semi regular basis but I also believe that Scott did it once too and has never lived it down.

obsessed with the habs top line winning awards for Most Responsible and Best Good Boy meanwhile their rookie goalie is biting people

Shane and Scott are hearing the “oh, your friend is so brave for being openly gay and stepping foot in Russia” and both of these gays are like “omg does he think I’m gay?” no, but your facial expressions will give it away if yall don’t stop

a while ago i saw someone say that Shane and Ilya are NOT mom/dad, they’re the gay uncles. Wyatt Hayes and Zane Boodram are however, mom and dad and i can’t unsee it now.

guys im just putting this out there if we get doby goalie fight this season i will NOT ever shut up about it

I really hope they get an episode common goal is my favorite book