ahhh?

why are you as a man keeping your eyes fully open? to see more men?

i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know

"what's going on in that head of yours?" nothing i want to be a part of

sorry I didn’t show up it was because umm.. you see, I was busy. maybe another time??

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

you’re laughing. i told you a joke and you’re laughing. i love you

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

momentarily had the thought “shout out to my platonic harem” and then remembered that’s called friends