Pale's General Nonsense

I don’t get it when people get angry when they’re drunk like just like chill out and enjoy the vibes

Maybe cry a little with your friends in a moment of emotional solidarity

mutuals please hmu if you change ya url’s. yall be goin from rainbows-and-muffins to traphousehomicide i cant keep up with this shit

Bro I empathize with that gay shit but the antisemitism is waaaaaay off

bro i love the concept of eldritch horrorterrors but could you possibly name your cat almost anything else?

Concept: a series of 90s-style anit-drug PSAs, except when it gets to the part where the speaker says something pithy about coolness while catching a basketball thrown from off camera, the thrown object is something wildly incongruous that completely derails the bit.

I was walking around my neighborhood and saw a bunch of police surrounding a small house for a drug bust. As I got closer, I heard the policemen barking aggressively, so naturally I was like, wtf??? And one of them caught my eye and said, “Oh, we’re trying to scare them out of there,” and minutes later a bunch of furries came out the house whimpering and shit.

please sign your posts with your url i refuse to be continuously terrified of humanity by them

don’t ever blink it shows weakness

reblog to keep cotton eyed joe sealed away

funfact: your url does not have to display every single fucking fandom you are in jesus christ

I have an odd feeling that this post is about me.

Y'all can keep at it with that “Romeo and Juliet fell in love in five days how immature” shiz but Macbeth went from no murder to yes murder in like one afternoon and I feel like one of those is a significantly bigger problem than the other

In his defense his wife triple dog dared him and called him a pussy

russian trolls tricked me into thinking they made like an entire horrible cgi shlock action movie trilogy out of the hobbit but this clearly never happened since i dont remember anything about them

workshopping a YA novel where the government divides everyone into social classes based on whether they like cilantro or think it tastes like soap

guy from an island where they've never heard of cilantro