(sighs) oh honey (cocks gun)

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

thank you heavy

Mischaracterization in fics is annoying and can sometimes make me be like “he would not say that” EXCEPT when I do it. he would say that because I am holding him at gunpoint to do so

he’ll say it if he knows what’s good for him

My body is NOT a temple… It is a labyrinth that I Do Not know the exit to.

the minotaur isnt in me yet but im working on it.

Try taking him out to dinner.

christian rock bands are a backbone genre in the amv scene

one of my girlfriends only tells the truth. my other girlfriend only tells lies.

and yes, they both smoke weed

and which one told you that?

angel with pronouns be like "he/hymn"