#la squadra

Formaggio: Sorry for calling your bro you are my bf and I love you

Illuso: Bored, hang out with me

[11:25 AM]

Formaggio: Hi sexxyy

Formaggio: Good morning

Formaggio: “Bored hang out with me” at 8am is insane

Gelato: baby it’s not my looks, I’m not right in the head

Sorbet: (flirting) you’re very odd and off-putting

Sorbet: yes you may

Melone: Well potassium is a very nice element

Melone: Very reactive

Melone: Unlike that response you just gave

Formaggio

-Loves to go to random cat shelters and secretly steal a cat -Is banned from most bars for starting fights - Names cats after different kinds of cheeses -If he had a partner he'd probably come home to them and just collapse on their lap. -Loves watching infomercials and tries to buy the products, that he has to return later Illuso -Likes oranges(idk why it just seems like something he'd enjoy as a snack) -Listens classical music in front of others to act like he's sophisticated but actually likes listening to rock -Spends 30 minutes getting ready to be ✨FABULOUS ✨ -100% would buy 10 different skin creams and just only stick to three because he forgot the others. -Has Formaggio saved on his phone as: Cat Lady🐾 Prosciutto -Definitely has daddy issues -Germaphobic and deep cleans the whole hideout with Ghiaccio -Probably tries to take Pesci out to get rejection therapy but Pesci always wusses out -Likes snakes -He hates going to the store but whenever he does go to the store it's a long ass line Pesci -Has a pet dog named Barracuda, but it's a tiny well taken care of chihuahua with a pink bow collar -Pescatarian because of health issues with red meat and such (still drinks milk, eats eggs and honey tho) -really likes sweets -Really likes fluffy things -fishes but always throws the fish back Melone -100% watches nature documentaries, those nanny tv shows, and Bill Nye. -Really, REALLY likes Pomegranates for some reason -Constantly says he doesn't like alcohol but drinks some in secret -Annoys Ghiaccio with random 'Good morning' texts even though it's in the middle of the day -Often gets chocolate for himself and no one else -loves watching the stars Ghiaccio

-🧚‍♂️

I DO ACTUALLY!!

THIS IS SO FUNNY I NEVER THOUGHT ANYONE WOULD ASK LMAO (I actually had to look up their canon heights after this cos in my mind I just had different vibes LMAO)

Have my vibes for what their heights are <3

Risotto - 6'3 - Sometimes looks shorter because it's uncomfortable to stand straight when he's not at home so he slumps when he's away from the public (WHY TF IS HE LIKE 6'8??? THAT'S TALLER THAN A PILLARMAN??? INCORRECT I REFUSE... like NO???)

Prosciutto - 5'8 - Constantly makes him feel inferior and if anyone brings it up he snaps FAST, huge insecurity for him

Pesci - 6'2 - without hair. With it up he stands around 6'4 depending how he styles it

Formaggio - 5'6 - before getting his stand he was around 5'9 but constant overuse really deteriorated his bones.. Lost around 3 inches in 7 years of testing and near constant use of making himself smaller, he pulled back hard because it hurts like a bitch after missions

Sorbet - 5'7 - Has 0 issue with it, hair easily adds 2 or so inches, but constantly makes the obvious joke of that he "Makes up for it elsewhere."

Gelato - 6'1 - Smushes Sorbet's hair down when he makes the joke, as he deserves, doesn't care about height in the slightest

Ghiaccio - 5'8 - 5'9 with his usual sneakers on, yes it makes a difference when he activates White Album, also makes sense cos anyone over 5'10 has trouble fitting in a Miata lmao

Melone - 6'0 - Doesn't care at all, sometimes forgets people actually care about height and it pisses some of them off cos he's tall and puts shit on high shelves because for as smart as he is... bro does not have many thoughts at home (Rip melone, you would have loved baby sensory videos)