whys this crocodile lowkey talented

- Your relationship with the Hog Society 🐖 is now Unfavourable.

"yea u prolly should make fun of big pig's speech impediment. where he says s insteas of A sometine. seems unwise idk" - Sun Tzu

Not many know this, but Eggman (from the Sonic the Hedgehog series) was actually the first bisexual male character to lay an egg in a video game.

Un fucking real. Big baby

Completely lost all concepts of joke comprehension for a moment because my instinct was to register this as a new type of kitchencel

The Essential Worker (heavily implied)

When searching, the phrases you're looking for are Massive Open Online Courses (MOOCs), or you can do a general search of say, "free online college courses." Oh, and so you don't get surprised like I did, have an avoid: Hillsdale College is a conservative Christian site and not a valid MOOC place. Sign up with them and you will get things like THIS IS WHY THE LEFT IS TURNING YOUR KIDS TRANS AND GAY in your inbox.

IM HAVING TACHYUCARDIA

Beavis and Butthead’s adventures in becoming local convention scourges

perfection

sniles so sneetly at you

when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.)