nothing good starts in a getaway car

Evan: Why can't kissing friends be normalized? Like if I just wanted to kiss you that should be okay, right? Like in a friendly way.

Paisley: Is there a friendly way to kiss? I can't say I've ever tried it.

oh shit that man is really setting the bar way too high for all of us right? with the tips I mean. I don’t really like hitting on girls on bars, it’s uncomfortable for everyone involved.

 Would you be around today P? I would like to laugh a little with you and forget all about this clumsy response

No way, smart girls don’t fall for the old cash flash so don’t sweat it sweets. Nice guys always pull through in the end. 

What the fuck is corn flour? I thought there was just that white flour and that’s it. Isn’t slime like soap and stuff? 

Okay so I was running on 2 hours sleep and totally meant cornstarch, so I apologize. But there is so many different types of flour, it’s actually super confusing. No, slime is that super squishy stuff that’s supposed to be just for kids but it’s low key bomb.

Thank you so much Paisley. I will be back at some point. I hope but for now I will not be there. And I hope so but thank you for that vote in confidence there. 

I know you will, but for now I hope you’re soaking up all those newborn snuggles. 

That’s how I feel about morning at the coffee shop. Except I don’t get as many tips cause coffee. Glad you’re doing well, I’ll probably stop by bank again sometime this week.

Originally posted by ann-a-blog1

I know the coffee shop can get just as hectic of a morning, no doubt. It’s definitely not because of your lack of barista skills because nobody makes them like you do, Ev. You definitely should, seeing your face Friday night would be spectacular. 

SIXTY DOLLARS?! paise youre making me wish i worked saturdays but i really do like my night off. i hate the creeps at the bar and we totally need a system to flag them and keep the young ones away from him!!

It was like a dream Cel, totally worth the lack of sleep I was feeling come Sunday morning. I do envy your free Saturday nights though, honestly I can’t remember the last Saturday I had off. Don’t worry babes, the girl was one smart cookie and didn’t fall for his cash flash.

I am just speaking the truth! But I can’t tell you how lucky I feel to have the honor of putting a smile on your face. Well of course! You know I could never turn down the chance to see you. I’ll try my best not to distracting you too much with chatting this time though. 

I truly am the lucky one, having so many gorgeous faces visiting me at work. Makes the time fly even quicker than getting big tips honestly. I always love a good distraction, especially from my favorite red head.

I want to say congratulations the tip but is that weird but it’s kind of condoning the guy? A $60 tip is pretty fantastic though. 

That’s kind of how I felt about it at first, but then the dude left solo so any guilt I had was wiped and I could rejoice in my huge tip. Even if it may have been a once in a lifetime thing.

Remind me to serve all the sleazebags tomorrow. Could really do with tips like that.

They’re all yours babe, next time he comes in I’ll point him out to you - we can take turns milking these sleazebags for all they’ve got.

It’s the “money talks” logic, right? Personally, I go with the charming smile route instead. Mom always said my smile would break hearts one day.

I guess, but not everyone speaks that language and thankfully she didn’t fall for it - he ended up going home alone and a little less wealthy than when he walked in. Good for you Sam, a charming smile will get you a hell of a lot further in my book than a wad of cash.

Let me just tell you, I’m living through you right now with all of your tips and such. I’m gonna have to come visit you soon, I’m sure I could get you tons of tips and you wouldn’t even have to think much about it. Plus, I enjoy seeing you in general, so there’s that fact. So, besides your amazing tips, how’re you today?

Well my love, if the shoe were on the other foot I would be doing the exact same thing so that is totally fine. But since I’m $60 richer, I smell a brunch date with one of my favorites and it is 100% my treat. 

At least something good is able to come out of those kinds of guys. Congrats on the $60 tip -  I do enjoy over tipping but damn.

It’s definitely the only good thing I’ve seen come out of them so far. Thank you, though I don’t condone trying to buy a woman’s attention - he ended up going home alone anyway so it made the tip feel even better.

It was lovely to see you, even for a bit. I didn’t want to distract you that much since you were working.

You must be a true artist then, both to here about your clients problems and to put art in people’s skin. 

Trust me, you were nowhere near as distracting as the group of rowdy frat boys who hung around until 2am. But thank you for swinging by, was great to see a familiar face.

So I’ve lived most of my life being an avid protestor of pineapple on pizza but about a month ago my usual pizza order was messed up and there was pineapple on it, I’m way too lazy/hungry by this point to pick the pineapple off so I just ate it and you know what? Shit wasn’t half bad. Now I’m not saying I’m jumping ship but I’m definitely open to it.

Do it, it’ll be worth it. 

Thanks for the hot tip, if I ever come across my own sweet/salty creation I’ll be sure to return the favor and pass it along.

You go girl! I am so glad that you had such a good night! You certainly deserve it. Not just anyone can pull of bartending! I’ll have to visit you at work again soon, you never fail to make amazing drinks.

Ms Rose, you never cease to put a smile on my face even after a full on work day. You better stop by and visit soon, would certainly help brighten up my shift.

I have so many but the one that would come in at my #1 would be a Long Island iced tea, simply because of how fucked up one gets after consuming. It usually makes for an interesting night.