man hath penance done, and penance more will do

Don’t use AI to write. Use childhood trauma like a real poet.

we’re so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

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i do not “delete sentences” when they start “hindering the plot” i COPY PASTE THEM into a SEPARATE DOC made just for keeping all my USELESS LINES that i will also NEVER USE so therefore i should JUST DELETE THEM but i DONT because id FEEL BAD if i did

You don't actually have to kill your darlings. You can just put them in the oubliette #myoubliette

hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

this is all being filtered through my lens btw.