This is all my poop

i could not recognize travis at all without the beard, for a full minute i thought he was just some random kid who joined in the picture

Justin is one of those people who has just literally always looked like that. 

Ripley’s I guess I believe it

Ripley’s I Mean, Whatever You Say

Ripley’s Sure.

hey these are mad cute but also!!! if you're in the brisbane area, rachie's ratirement home is a rat rescue that's incredibly lovely and takes really good care of her rats (both rehoming younger ones and offering palliative care to seniors and rats with chronic illnesses), and if youre thinking about getting rats you should definitely check out her facebook!! i got my current girls there and they're the most friendly and well-socialised rats i've ever had.

i’m so cool and loveable and yet so single what’s up with that

Sorry if you hear cowboy noises coming from my room I’m practicing being a cowboy

I cannot stand loud places like... Shut The Fuck Up perhaps?

yall know what a dorcopsis is?

No gods. No masters

Listen, you gotta be real nice to retail workers these next few weeks, not JUST because they’re humans who deserve respect but also because their store has turned on the Christmas music.