Alright, I hate Canon Sylus, so from here on out, I will be strictly talking about Fanon Sylus. These are my headcanons, I'm posting them incase anyone else may feel the same.
Also if somebody can tell me how to collapse this, or "read more" I will edit it
He's still the leader of Osiris- or whatever. But the way we met is different.
He saw us fighting and fell in love, wanting a woman who could keep up with him.
The way we interact is like a more rowdy Gomez and Morticia Addams.
And we're just a menace of a couple.
I think threatening him would be his turn on.
Imagine staring into his eyes with a crazed look. Hand around his throat pressing- not choking him. But just enough pressure to keep him there.
"I won't hesitate to slice you neck to navel, fishing around your insides, pull out your still beating heart, and eat it in front of your eyes."
Sylus, staring breathlessly at you, not because of your hand, but because of your words.
"O h m y g o d ... . . Marry me~"
We either talk to eachother like Derek Morgan and Penelope Garcia, sexually tension flirting.
Or we talk about how we'd kill him. And he wants to hear more.
Mephisto is like a child with divorced parents. One week he's with Sylus, next week he's ours.
ALSO! Crows know how to talk like Parrots!
So imagine MC secretly teaching him how to talk, but it's the same as parrots!
"Whatcha doing? *kissy noises* Waaaaaaah."
And idk bout yall, but I desperately wanna hear a Crow singing that Earth Wind and Fire song XD
We hand him back to Sylus and he calls us frantically.
"What the hell did you do to my bird?"
Meanwhile you just hear loud rhythmic cawing in the background.
Sylus tends to treat us like a kid, then changes his tune when he senses our blood lust.
I have a reoccurring scene in my head of MC accompanying Sylus to a meeting with a different mob family.
MC stands behind him while He sits across the other boss.
The boss has his eye on her, and suddenly states.
"Quite the beauty. To solidify this union, why don't we trade?"
Intrigued, Sylus makes a noise, inviting the man to continue. The boss points a fat, bejeweled finger at MC.
"Gimme that one~" You can see the lewd, disgusting thoughts in his eyes as he licks his lips.
MC is disgusted, Sylus however chuckles.
Before MC can day anything, he adds-
"Treat him how you do me~"
She grins widely, showing her canines. Agreeing, she saunters over to the other boss, before fully round house kicking him across the room.
"He told me to treat you the same as I do him. But he would've been able to block that easy~"
Cracking her knuckles, she approaches the trembling figure.
"After all, I train with him regularly~"
If I think of more I'll make a thread.
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