Pagancrystal

I will let OP have this one.

But it’s not so enjoy

How do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humor

I was wondering where this was going and lemme tell you I fell out of my chair

She was sadly extremely flanderized by Advent Children and Kingdom Hearts. As someone who played the original and remember the Aerith who threatens to rip off Don Corneo’s balls, it was super nice to see her restored in the remake.

I told the hibachi guy to “make me regret being born” when he asked how spicy I wanted my spicy chicken, and he just nodded solemnly. I’ll see you all in Valhalla

I’m seeing dead prophets

Today’s Friday, though.

Every so often a note will blow through my notifs telling me “Um actually the water is only radioactive at the bottom so it’s perfectly safe to swim here” yeah bitch swim in the reactor pool see if I fucking care

I know that’s not what jambambles’ post meant, but I imagined that, in that reactor, there’s an armed guy whose job there is to shoot at whoever tries to swim in the pool, as if that occurs frequently

Opposite of a pool lifeguard

To everyone carrying a heavy heart in silence, it’s gonna be okay someday

truly could’ve never guessed the second half of this 5 second video

I DIDNT KNOW WHAT THIS WOULD BE SO I CLICKED PLAY AND MY MOM IS RIGHT NEXT TO ME AND MY COMPUTER IS ON FULL VOLUME I HATE EVERYONE

for whenever I fuck up

If I ever say “fuck this shit” it’s to this tune. Just. For your mental voice of me.

International Differences that turn into screaming matches of misdirected fury is one of my favorite genres of humor

Can we talk about how raw of a quote “When I kill God, I’ll make a law in the universe that makes every being put carrots on their sandwiches. … And you? You will eat sandwiches every day.” is