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walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet

some people are responding to this like its a joke and im going to assume u are the type of people to say "its only a 3 minute walk" when i tell them the nearest bench is too far away

also anyone who thinks "3 minutes isnt THAT bad" you will be old one day. and you will wish the bench was closer

walkable cities also means cities with free accessible public bathrooms whilst we're at it

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IM NOT SHOWING THE YURI

give a woman some guy and she'll be entertained for a day. teach a woman how to put some guy in situations and she'll be entertained for the rest of her life.

Everyones like Just hire mercenaries Just hire mercenaries IM NOT HIRING MERCENARIES

Ok... OK mercenaries are OFF THE TABLE but... Have you thought of hiring bandits?

I AM NOT HIRING BANDITS

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

experiencing adolescence in the 2010s has fucked my perspective of the word “epic” totally beyond repair. i will forever view it in the same league as words like “awesomesauce” and “legitness” im sorry. theres just no going back

Asexuals can do anything they want. Asexuals can date. Asexuals can have sex. Asexuals can throw large rocks at your head if you feel the need to pop into every post about asexuality to remind every aro, nonpartnering, sex-averse, or celibate asexual that asexuals can date and have sex. Asexuals are people and are thus as widely varied as any other group of people!

Just the vocal delivery on its own is funny every time

Tis the season once more, witches!