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guy whose last post is "wood nymph pussy hits different" and is never heard from or seen again

Went to the Holy City of Shuwa and the reflecting pool looked like fucking green sludge. Unfortunately the Emperor’s younger brother sensed my mirth from his bedchamber and effortlessly reached out his mental grasp and killed me with his psychic powers

george washington was the first king, and his rule lasted from the year 0 to 1776. he clipped his toenails in the west and the rocky mountains piled up. bored one night, he ejaculated in the headwaters of the mississippi and by the time his sperm reached the delta, they had matured to adult men: the first Americans. during his reign great infrastructure projects were undertaken; he personally oversaw the construction of the brooklyn bridge and the chicago bean. he was succeeded upon his death by little gay bitch thomas jefferson

slamming the big red button on my desk labeled "bweh" over and over again to no discernible effect

its interesting being a weird autistic tranny as a kid and letting yourself get accustomed to the idea that youre just some magically antisocial loser who is "introverted" and is happy being alone and then you grow up and realize that actually you love being social you love hugs you love going out and hate being alone you just hated all of the social opportunities available to you growing up so much you let yourself romanticize solitude as a slightly less miserable state than interacting with people

Amazing circus ahead, therefore try digital