so long we become the flowers

You click “sign up” and enter your name. Unbeknownst to you, you’ve mistyped the URL- you’re signing up for an account on Faebook. 

I misread it and thought it was saying “Facebook” and I still thought “oh god”

“Gays can’t drive” posts drive me nuts. Everyone knows that Gays have their Designated Gay who learned how to drive, and now does all the driving.

i love laying the FUCK down and sleeping

To all my Jewish followers: Happy Hanukkah!!

To any of my followers that are jewish, I hope you have a happy Hanukkah! X3 (a bit early if what i’m looking up is correct… but if christmas is allowed this far back, then sure as shotting so should Hanukkah. X3 )

All my Jewish peeps

I feel so bad for thanksgiving. Like no one ever cares about it.

“Not All Men” you’re right. Kevin Spacey would never do this

As it turns out, Kevin Spacey would in fact do this

This fuckin aged like milk