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✨🐝Commission Prices as of July 11th, 2026🐝✨

Hello again! I don’t like my sheet from last August, so we’re changing some things.

- Lower prices

- Brought back customs

- Brought back character reference sheets

- Added complexity scale on the first sheet, but if you’re not sure, you’re always welcome to ask :)

- Split payments at $65 or more; Payments via any PayPal, CashApp, Venmo, and Kofi

- 2 slots at a time!

Let me make it abundantly clear that I have no updated versions of reference sheets to share! I try to use commissions as examples for more commissions because I approach them a bit differently than my usual artwork, and this is something that hasn’t been available for the last few years. Understand that I’ll be so happy to draw them up for you and would love to use them to promote the option :)

Please see my terms and conditions for these commissions before contacting me:

(Be Gay, Do Crime)

Wrong Side of Heaven by ArtistOwl Human AU (Gen) Rating: T Janus would take on any burden for his younger brother, Virgil. (Their father learned that one the hard way.) Notes: An wrenching study in devotion, in which Janus is a protective older brother determined to preserve his brother's innocence at any cost, be it physical, criminal, or spiritual.

How to Get Away With Murder, Hopefully by Anonymous Canonverse (Gen, Thomceit, Thomduke) Rating: M The sides are used to handling moral dilemmas, but when Thomas kills a man during a break in they might be just a little a bit out of their depth. (Though...some of them are more up for the task of handling the situation than others.) Notes: A wild and (very) darkly comedic ride following the sides and Thomas through the inevitable consequences of an unexpected homicide.

My Bloody Valintine by Willowanderer Human AU (Dukeceit, Janus/OC) Rating: M Janus's boyfriend is murdered, briefly turning his life into a circus, but eventually the case goes cold, the rumors go quiet, and he is finally allowed to move on with his life. (He told no one about the call he received the night his lover was killed.) Notes: A rather grisly but still impressively romantic story about separation, abuse, murder, and dark, protective love. Definitely read the tags for this one.

Superlatives by naminethewitch Human AU (pre-Intrulogical) Rating: T A night of drinking and rambling conversation leads to the gang finding out what Logan actually got up to during his year in Italy... Notes: A short ficlet in which Logan is a surprisingly naughty boy (and Remus barely handling the revelation).

Nothing Out of the Ordinary by reseaseo Human AU (Loceit) Rating: G Logan is always prepared for anything, and working at a bank, a robbery is just as foreseeable an event as anything else. Notes: A thoroughly itemized account of Logan's day, including the robbery and what comes after. (This one is subtle and kind of cheeky and I love it.)

This Once And Never Again by naminethewitch Human AU (Dukeceit) Rating: T Janus agreed to pick up Remus and give him a completely normal ride. Totally just picking up his boyfriend for a little trip. Nothing to see here. Notes: Not much I can say without spoiling this one. Hijinks and questionable choices, kind of fluffy in that questionable Dukeceit sort of way.

Shout out to fanfic writers who write short fanfics.

Shout out to fanfic writers who don’t write often.