The egg came first

I just got to Mars and I’m about to start a thriving black market enterprise.

I’m either a himbo British Navy captain or a kinda faggy naturalist/physician. Yes I watched Master and Commander again.

the last thing i watched was cloud atlas which has several main characters so i have lots of professional options. (including “sad gay composer” because boy howdy has ben whishaw ever found his niche.)

Fake psychic detective. I will fail immediately.

Lawyer by day Vigilante by night. I’m going to fail at both.

I’m going to die but at least I’ll die in space.

if you see me liking contradicting headcanons for the same character just know it's because I do not give a fuck and I have an active imagination #hewouldsaythat

sometimes it’s not about ‘would he say that or do that’ it’s more like that would be hilarious if he did because I have a jester’s heart

"I hate when the skeletons on decorations aren't anatomically accurate." A Halloween skeleton isn't the same as what's inside you, idiot. It's different. A Halloween skeleton is, like. A guy or something. It's an animal.

If Halloween skeletons had bones like ours instead of hollow bones like that of a bird, they wouldn't be able to play their ribcages like xylophones. You sound so fucking uneducated right now.

this speaking as a cis person. Nothing brings me more joy seeing people find gender euphoria in becoming a mediocre representation of humanity. And I mean that so genuinely. Local boy finds joy and fulfillment wearing a cargo shorts and t-shirt combo. Local girl has transitioned to look like someone's disheveled aunt, has never been happier. Local person experiences gender euphoria rocking the world's worst bowl-cut. Without a scap of irony, this shit makes me see the wonder and whimsy in just, being a human. An average, person going through their day-to-day, is a wondrous thing? That's amazing. And heteronormativity has stripped these experiences of their joy. Like you're right, wearing a basic girlypop skirt should make my heart sing. Why not? Why are these expressions lesser because they're normal? All this to say. Shoutout to all the basic bitches out there. Yes that polo shirt does make you look like a divorced golfer dad. Yes, that too is kind of a slay, now that I think of it.

Queer joy detected!

It’s okay to not want to have sex ever. It’s okay to never even try it.

Sex positivity is about bodily agency which includes the choice to NOT/NEVER have sex, so inclusion of asexual/celibate/sex repulsed people will always be a pillar of any real discussion of sex positivity and sexual freedom.

blood and guts enjoyers when their beloved characters are in pain: woagh….. is this gay sex

mutuals are kind of like a found family of perverts

content creators, much like the elder gods, must not be given requests that can be left to interpretation, for the results bring madness upon the unwary