DRAG THEM

I really enjoyed it, but I doubt i’d have seen it opening night if it wasn’t for the man-children complaining

@batmanisagatewaydrug At least the man children are good for something

This is like a scaled-up, even more ridiculous version of how a bunch of women went to see Fury Road after the Male Nonsense Brigade started calling it feminist propaganda. They keep screwing themselves over and I love it

Yeah, but Fury Road was actually fantastic while Ghostbusters was closer to a steaming pile of fresh shit.

snoof snoof

the funny thing about this is I sincerely have followers that were born in the same month i discovered this flash video on newgrounds

Ah, yes, 2004… an excellent vintage. Truly a most delectable meme.

this was a pure meme

Sherlock Parody by The Hillywood Show®

Sherlock Parody by The Hillywood Show®

Lilo is to dads as Steven Universe is to moms.

Lilo and Steven would get along so well. Collecting their weird alien families and playing guitars and hanging out at the beach.

Aww that would be so cute

YES

…

oh boy do i got some news for ya

I’ve got one of those “pawn shop” cheesy history channel shows playing in the background while I work on some stuff and one of the guys came across a human sized statue of a frog in a royal guard outfit and is freaking the fuck out over it. I’ve never heard a man so happy to see a frog

UPDATE: He bought it for almost 400 dollars

UPDATE 2: upon taking it out he realized it had a plug attached to it and got super psyched to plug it in and see what it does and it just…… does jackshit for like fifteen seconds and there’s dead silence before its VERY SLOWLY opening its mouth and letting out the saddest, shittiest slowed down croak I have ever head in my life and just….. he loves it. His face is lit up like a child on christmas morning. I’ve found purity in the most unexpected place

WE HAVE CONFIRMATION ON THE FROG, I REPEAT, WE’VE GOT CONFIRMATION ON THE FROG

can you please put a little blanket or a tiny sweater on him

because he’s a little chili

Lmfao

true tho because people forget having a partner is literally just having another best friend with a slightly different intimacy thrown in, not all the rules should change and you should feel 100% as comfortable with your partner as you do with a friend. it took me a long time to realize that. 

This is fucking great. Needed this.

me: “that Pokemon looks cool” Some buttman: “sure, but it’s attack stat is shit and not to mention it’s ability makes it worthless. It’s move pool is so shallow, it can’t even learn good tms. Not to mention that it’s 4x weak to fire.” Me: “he go swoosh swoosh and its cute”