A Promiscuous Portfolio of Pony Paraphernalia

...an average 5'9", 70-kilogram human would become 575 feet tall and weigh 70,000,000 kg, thanks to the Square Cube Law.

...the planet would similarly expand outward, its radius now around 638,000 km; and it would get heavier by a factor of a million, from 5.792×10²⁴ kg to 5.792×10³⁰ kg, assuming the planet keeps the exact same average density as before.

...using the formula for Newton's law of universal gravitation, "F = (GMm)/r²", the gravity being exerted upon you would probably be about eight orders of magnitude larger, from an approximate 665 Newtons to roughly 66.5 billion Newtons.

...in other words, your bones would be crushed trying to support the weight of your muscles while the Earth's gravity would be dragging you through its crust and mantle toward its liquid-hot iron core like a screaming flesh bullet, provided the planet somehow hasn't collapsed in on itself under its own monumental expansion in mass.

The googly eyes he puts on things

His cow jugs

The empty fridge that only contains Jack Daniels Chocolate

In his bathtub. Under his sink. In his bedroom lamp. In empty paper towel rolls. Parachuting down from the sky. In a tree, during the episode where he made a knife out of a rock. In the cardboard casket he made for his dead toy dog.

here’s some you’ve almost definitely heard:

Ever see a YouTube video of someone getting “trolled” in a video game?

Ever watch a video of random animals being cute?

Ever watch one of those fucking annoying “5-Minute Crafts” videos?

Ever watch a Fortnite video by a 12-year-old with Windows Movie Maker?

I know that Americans are going to be gearing up for the 2020 election and sharing a lot of posts about that, but your northern neighbors impact you guys too, so I’d really appreciate it if you’d take a minute out of your day to inform yourselves about what’s going on up here.

This election is when we elect our new governing party, their opposition, and the new Prime Minister, roughly the social equivalent of your President. Canada currently works on a First Past the Post system, which means that the first party to reach a certain number of seats takes the election, even if they end up being in the minority of votes once we get all the way to British Columbia. It’s a highly unfair situation and the New Democratic Party has been campaigning for change.We in fact have four (five, given Quebec) major parties in play here. We are not a 2 party system like the US. This is a good post on how this process works. And a good crash course on Canadian Politics in general.

I’ll be blogging a lot about it, myself, especially in the months leading up to the election itself (I think it’s in October?), and I will be tagging everything with the tag #CDNPOLI . In fact, you can find more posts about the subject under that hashtag on my blog.

I’ll be coming from the perspective of a New Democratic Party voter, as I believe that they’re the most capable and honest party we have at the moment, and they’re by far the furthest left of all the major Canadian parties. If my followers would be willing to reblog and spread some of the things I reblog, or follow some Canadian politics blogs on their own, I’d really appreciate it. Canadian voter turnout is always low because our elections aren’t exactly as much of a glitsy debacle as American ones are, and they are often pushed to the wayside in Canadian media by (probably CPC/Lib sponsored as a distraction, but that’s just my personal conspiracy theory) news of the American elections.

I really want other Canadians to be informed, and I’m tired of oil conglomerates running our country. We have options, and we need to utilize them if the human species is to survive. If the planet is to remain livable.

Guys, hear me out.

2018 has been a long year.

We’ve all had our high points and we’ve had our low points.

And one of those low points was the fish.

This is the fish.

He wanted to be your 2018 meme on December 31st 2017.

He wanted you to reblog him simply adding the text “This is the fish.” or something positive to brighten someone’s day.

I think we can make him our 2019 meme.

Uh, Tumblr? It’s just ponies and pancakes.

That usually means they’ve blocked you

See, I thought of this possibility, but I shouldn’t be able to see their blog at all if they’ve blocked me, even reblogs from other people, right?

I can go directly to the Tumblr page of someone who’s blocked me and be able to browse their blog at my leisure... but if I try to view their blog from the dashboard, I get the error page.

I can’t personally reblog their posts for my own consumption... but I can occasionally see their posts through other users who have reblogged them (or at least, the XKit blocked tag script because I have their username blacklisted).

I obviously can’t follow that person as I once had been able to... but once in a blue moon, when all the planets are aligned, I’m still allowed to put a like on their shit as if nothing was ever the matter.