I don't know I'm not creative

i literally felt my blood pressure drop like 20 points when the camera went under

this is the money axe of good fortune, reblog to receive money and axes

why would he eat like that

the hunger

The cronch goblin

me at the craquer barrél when they bring my mac and cheese out

@eternahasgoodmanners

I’m screaming

i’ve been @ ‘d on this post so many times i love it

“Golden Shepard” is a weird way to spell “Perfect Little Boy Who Has Stolen My Heart And Granted Me Peace”

I’ve never hit reblog faster or harder.

finding out picasso died in 1973 feels like the fakest thing ive ever heard. everyone talks about him like he lived in a cave with nothing but a torch and paint he made from berries or bear shit or somethin but nah this dude probably sat down watchin looney tunes thinkin “damn i should draw some dude with a nose on his forehead thatd be dope” i feel so lied to

you call it “really bad at darts”, I call it freestyle acupuncture

it is so funny how life is just whatever. it’s hilarious. life is so regimented all the way through high school and then after that you just do literally whatever it’s all just whatever. you’re like “should i do this?” and everyone you know is like “just do whatever” absolutely incredible. that can’t be real

EEEOOOOOWW.

Bravo

people who are horny on fb are absolutely focking unhinged

horny on linkedin