is this allowed??

pipe cleaner garfield

pipe cleaner garfield thursday

Bro if I don’t get a forehead kiss right now

criminalise golf

im at the soup convention and many strong and beautiful women are talking about how delicious and nutrient rich my broth is and they didnt even mention you

this is my fucking worst nightmare

other people may reject you but if you lie on the forest floor for long enough the moss and fungi will always accept you as one of their own

I really enjoy just existing in hotels. The long identical hallways. The soulless abstract art. The weird noises the air-conditioner makes. Strange city lights in the window. Six stories off the ground. Strangers chatting in the hall. Nothing in the dresser. No past, but an infinite present. 

I know this place in California that I really think you’d like

redd animal crossing doesnt even know if the art hes selling you is fake he literally just gets it from god knows where and is like “this looks sick” and then puts it on his boat

he doesn’t know what it’s called either. he’ll be like “check out this Proper Painting. This Fat Nuts Statue” and Blathers takes one look at it to tell you “that’s Michelangelo’s David. where did you get this” 

my favorite part about the Moon is she’s there for me even when I’m not there for me

friendship really is one of the most beautiful forms of love that we can experience in this short time we have on Earth