PROMPTS FROM THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS
* assorted dialogue from the 2001 film, adjust as necessary
i live my life a quarter mile at a time.
it's not how you stand by your car, it's how you race your car.
nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bullshit. for those ten seconds or less, i'm free.
you almost had me? you never had me.
ask any racer. any real racer. it don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. winning's winning.
it's funny how that works out.
you know what you're doing?
every day for the last three weeks you've been coming in here and you've been asking me how the tuna is. now, it was crappy yesterday, it was crappy the day before and guess what? it hasn't changed.
i can still remember him screaming.
they said it was me that was screaming.
why don't you just pack it up before i leave treadmarks on your face?
he was praying to the car gods.
so what's your best time?
she scares the shit out of me.
you know, i was thinking we should go out sometime.
that's sweet, but i don't usually date my brother's friends.
that sucks. i guess i'll have to kick his ass then.
i'd love to see that. actually, i'd pay to see that.
we're not on your block any more.
you better watch who you talk to like that.
this is yours, even if you lose.
you break her heart, i'll break your neck.
what did you put in that sandwich?
sounds like a serial killer.
don't come around here again.
you know this is bullshit.
let's go for a little ride.
i said a ten second car, not a ten minute car.
you could push this across the finish line... or tow it.
i have faith in you, but this isn't a junkyard. this is a garage.
wait, you can't just climb into the ring with ali 'cause you think you box!
if i lose, winner takes my car clean and clear. but if i win, i take the cash, and i take the respect.
you can have any brew you want... as long as it's a corona.
what's the retail on one of those?
you know, my brother likes you. usually he doesn't like anybody.
what was the deal back there?
we have a twenty mile hike.
i made the mistake of sleeping with his sister.
you drive like you've done this before.
what about those two years you did in juvie for boosting cars?
i'll die before i go back.
i thought if i got in your good graces you might let me keep my car.
i used to drag back here in high school.
what are you talking about, [name]?
you want a piece of ass, go to hollywood boulevard.
that's not what i had in mind.
you look a bit tired. i think you should go upstairs and give me a massage.
i just need some more time.
you know what? this will decimate all, after you put fifteen grand in it or more.
if we have to, overnight parts from japan.
i'll see you in the desert next month. be ready to have your ass handed to you.
you're gonna need more than your crotch rocket.
that was in the third grade!
what do you have in your hand?
not a bad way to spend ten grand!