PeptoBysmal

When I think of Jayden Lott, I think of the word… “tolerant”

Hashtag woke left

Balck mold

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Netherdeep combat with my slime baby

Killing yourself shouldn't kill you. I should be able to die recreationally

I hate when I get two problems in a row. They’re all gonna think I’m making it up.

do you think they ever explored each other's spherical bodies

*sound of two bowling balls repeatedly bonking against each other*

citing wikipedia is harsh but citing khan academy is going for the fucking jugular

the thing that really cheeses my cake about flies getting in my house is they clearly don't want to be there anyway. like at least the ants trying to steal cereal from my pantry had a goal and a plan. you are just here because you're too stupid to use a window twice

does anyone actually think talking about the weather is bad small talk. i love talking about the weather. i would talk about the weather with my closest friend and im going to talk about it with YOU 🫵

the problem with me is i cannot differentiate what is & is not my circus and what are & are not my monkeys. this gives you mental health conditions