La Pitufina

Absolute Bruce would be, you know, understandably thrown off by the sight of a skinny little version of himself that’s a high-class socialite. Absolute Superman would think a world in which the Kents were happy and healthy and able to raise him is a bittersweet fantasy. Absolute Diana would fall apart seeing a version herself from Themyscira.

Diana of the Wild Isle loves her adoptive mother, of course, but she feels the loss of her sister and her mother like a gaping wound. Washing up on the shore of a Themyscira that isn’t hers, looking up at women who should be her sisters and her mother and knowing they aren’t the real thing, that they will never belong to her. That’s a cruel trick! I don’t think Absolute Diana is an envious person, necessarily, but she’s someone who’s always felt very lost. And she’d have to make peace with Diana of Themyscira, who has never had to find herself the same way.

Heyyyy there Spooks sorry for ditching you out of nowhere last month and then going on a mission for 3 weeks without any sort of notice or way of contacting me to the point you got so anxious you sent Supes to verify I didn't die in the middle of space, just wanted to know if you were free next Saturday ? I tried to talk to your kid but you know how creepy he gets sometimes hahaha. Please call me back when you can ok ?

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Batman's cape has steel weights at the extremities