where the leaves don't grow

It was the eyes. The secret of love was in the eyes. The way one person looked at another, the way eyes communicated and spoke when the lips never moved.

happy three year anniversary to the true love of my life

it’s fun to stay at the

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

So there’s currently 562, 321 notes. If we considere that 80% of it are reblogs that leaves us with roughly 449, 857 persons having had sex with Susan. If we say the average time fo intercourse (foreplay included) is 20 minutes (at this point I feel sensible to point out that, as an ace, I actually have no fucking idea and Google wasn’t of great help), that gives us 8, 997, 140 minutes which is also about 149, 952 hours or 6, 248 days. 6, 248 days is roughly equal to 17 years. Susan spent 17 years getting fucked.