lover boy

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

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Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s

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Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air

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The soles of your feet can never grow hair

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SPONGEBOB…

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*~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*

this video is extremely high-tier comedy

DTF? No, DTD, the door to darkness

endeavore is a huge homophobe but jokes on him because all four of his kids turned out gay

jokes on this post, endeavour is also gay no straight man takes that much care of his beard, he’s fucking bi

this comment is homophobic and im owed $5000 for reading this

the people hated me because i told the truth

this comment is homophobic and im owed $5000 for reading this

why is the hot take of the day that endeavour just has a lot of bi bear energy

ok but if i may get a little serious for my blog, please be careful about who you headcanon as lgbt. endeavor is a terrible person. he completely neglected his children who didn’t have the quirk he wanted. after sho’s quirk showed up he started training him until he puked. he also abused rei until she poured boiling water on her child. we dont even KNOW what he did to touya yet, and you want him to be lgb representation? i sure as hell don’t. if you want to headcanon some bnha characters as lgbt, fine, but dont headcanon the people who abuse their families, dont headcanon the people who are going to give us bad rep, dont headcanon characters like endeavor.

This just in: The queer community isn’t allowed to see all parts of themselves in fiction. Only GOOD characters are allowed to be queer (this includes bishounen murderers but not buff abusive parents). Even if you know or have dealt with queer abusers. Even if it’s just you as a random person on your random-ass blog. You are PERSONALLY RESPONSIBLE for making sure all token lgbt+ rep is ~good~ otherwise the people who hate us will never stop hating us. and this isn’t victim blaming For Reasons.

date a girl who is a home and an adventure all at once

Date a girl who doubles as a haunted house

Minecraft Steve off the shits lol