bees?

we need another conventionally attractive young man who is chronically weird online to commit a second publicly acclaimed politically motivated assassination so that we can finally achieve what until now was previously believed impossible: ethical true crime yaoi rpf

god christmas eve is so boring. i'm gonna go break into the abandoned arcade and smash up some of the machines for kicks

grateful that my life experience has lead to me having an interesting character and grounded worldview...but GOD i wish i was a trustfund nepotism baby soooo bad

unlike some scoundrels on this site i was never memed into disliking lemon demon

if thinking neil cicierega makes good music is a sin then send me straight to hell because cabinet man is a fucking banger

"my child is fine" your child is still running their tumblr blog from middle school