keep on loving... hold on for your life

paper and pen seems so powerful now. on account of all the. surveillance

really funny that tarantino has come out making all these bold claims about Cinema™ as an art form right after releasing the "lost chapter" of Kill Bill as an animated short in fortnite. "2019 was the last great year for movies" oh? yeah? does the industry need to be innovating more? by releasing more movies as special cutscenes in fortnite? "paul dano is the weakest actor in sag" would you rather work with *googles fortnite characters* skull trooper? mothmando? i love it. funniest thing one of our most annoying auteurs could have done to his own career. "i'm only making 10 movies because i don't believe you should stay on stage until people are begging you to get off" plus a bonus fortnite exclusive spinoff short? because that's what the people want? the fortnite exclusive special event spinoff short guy is going to lecture us about the death of cinema?

[guy who has been holding an insane amount of tension in his body for a week straight] bro why do I feel so awful

.......I discovered the song Pool by Samia immediately before writing this. Pro tip, maybe don't listen to it if you're in a weird headspace

when you save alarms for specific things but then you just keep reusing them. like sure wake me up at the chocolate milk alarm, what do i care

Mushrooms are objectively the funniest thing on gods green earth like this one destroys your liver and kidneys and kills you this one makes a fine cooking oil this one introduces you to the machine elves this one grows in your shower and slowly destroys your lungs this one is delicious in a stir fry. Who else has the range

the first law of tragedies: the end is already written and inevitable. the second law of tragedies: your actions are all your own and you can choose to get off this ride whenever you want. the third law of tragedies: we both know that you are never going to do that.

“tattoos are going out of style” they’ve been around for a thousand years im sorry you’re conservative now get well soon ig

THREE OF YOU?!?!?!