a hundred leaders would be borne of you.

what is ur unpopular fruit opinion? mine is that i think peaches are pretty but their texture feels horrendous in my mouth

watermelon doesn’t even taste like anything its literally just water in a melon

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

2.5 million notes I hate myself

I reblogged this twice now

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

Not taking a fucking chance

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

How dare you

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

Sorry I can’t risk it

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

Sorry guys

sorry 😩

IM NOT RISKING IT

I did, my mom is STILL DEAD. Works.

❤️

Not risking it

10/10 squid poetry, on my evergreen squid tweet 😂

Guardian of Powerful Passion

Creator of Powerful Truth

Seeker of Limitless Revolution

Seeker of Profound Mysteries

Oracle of Divine Truth

Guardian of Divine Excellence

Angel of Magnificent Passion

Oracle of Sacred Compassion

steve's closure with peggy in endgame should've been a moment in the 1970 scene when he's in her office and watching her through the window busy at work. he sees/hears peggy's assistant or secretary come in, saying, "your husband called. he said the kids got in safely and are at the house now and can't wait to see you." (this is assuming the kids were born in the early 50s and are college-age/have moved out by this time) or something along those lines. or steve sees her husband himself (my man, sousa!) coming to visit her at work and saying the same thing in person. either way, these scenarios allow steve to see (even though he's probably heard her life story many times while visiting her) that a) peggy was thriving and successful at her job, b) she raised a family, and c) she moved on with her own life without steve. then as he realizes these things, steve lets a soft smile creep up onto his face and whispers "goodbye, peg" as he leaves. and that would've been it.