Tales of a Half Ginger

Same, honestly.

Little Pepsi boy

pa rumpa pum pum

What’s an iPod?

been on tumblr so long my text post is outdated…

🎶 You better watch out, you better watch out, you better watch out🎶

to be fair that’s all I would say too

SWEET BABY JESUS AND THE GROWN ONE TOO

they should let us download ibuprofen for free

they should invent wings that are attached to my back and allow me to take flight like birds do

I know it’s basically because your country is disorganised and hostile to democratic process, and coincidentally also actually an empire of many smaller countries badly stitched together, but I swear it feels like Americans are voting constantly. Every other week, there’s something important and political you’re voting about, and I’m always here like, “didn’t you just do that?? I swear you just had a big vote about something and you’ve already got another one?”

No offense but these are absolute classic images

To be fair Pokemon element logic is rooted in normal logic.

yeah, everyone knows a wrestlers biggest weakness is the local pigeons

go outside and try to suplex a bird

tell me how bug resists fighting

go outside and try to suplex a bug

I can’t overstate how wholeheartedly he threw himself into the rhythm and inflection of real people words. He would pause for emphasis and then look up at me to see what I thought, raising his voice inquisitively or making impassioned declarations. Absolutely incomprehensible but he was doing a phenomenal impression of human language and conversational tone.

Going to stop paying attention. I’ve noticed enough