not so siirious

i lose my shit at this post every time

Löytyy nykyään Oulun teatterista mm. Shakespearen roolista :-)

WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THIS????

Native english speakers will never know the joy of purposely talking terrible english in your native accent

“You should not be.”

The fckn reverse naga made me laugh until my lungs collapsed.

Tiiätteks sen ku ihan muina miehinä puuhastelee jotaa ja sit yhtäkkii ihan puskista päässä alkaa soimaa Postimies Paten tunnari?

tai puuha pete

tai tuomas veturi

Tai kaapo

tai muumit

In Japan, radiation creates monsters (Godzilla) and in America radiation creates superheroes

Shockingly, it’s almost like Japan and America have very different narratives surrounding nuclear fallout. Now, if we all think very very hard, maybe someone could think of why this might be.

“moving to finland” gothic: you don’t know what a heijastin is, but everyone tells you they save lives. mothers passing you on the street regard your dark, empty jacket with concern. you feel oddly naked as those around you watch your movements with a mix of pity and worry. “what do you mean, you’ve never owned one?” someone asks, backing away as if convinced you are already dead, speaking to them from the special hell reserved for people who lived too recklessly. you are made to study the history of these items in your integration class. “it’s important” says the teacher, adopting the same somber tone as all the others, “they save lives.” you receive a tiny, formless package from a close friend, accompanied with the words “there, now you have to wear it”. you fix the tiny silhouette of Snufkin to your jacket. the ritual is complete, and every finn around you finally breathes.

You have only ONE heijastin with you?

a warning to anyone else who might be thinking of coming here: the stuff about trees and Nightwish is a lie, it’s all a front for a 5.5 million strong cult based on decking yourself out like the shiny Charizard you forged in 1999

Tigers are just grilled lions

said something one time and someone heard it. absolutely mortifying