My Healing Word Is Fuck

live by the sword, continue to live by the sword, never stop living by the sword, living forever by the sword

Shout out to characters who want to be used. Shout out to characters who are so desperate to be worth something that they'll endure anything. Shout out to characters who build their entire self worth around being useful, being a tool. Shout out to characters who don't care how they are treated, as long as someone pays them any attention at all

hey guys so the hero that keeps barging in my tower seems to be using some sort of chronomancy called “quick saving.” have we figured out any counters for that yet or what’s the deal

This wouldn't happen to me if i were a huge dragon

what the fuck is a “passport”?? if someone needs proof of your identity just show them the scar you got in a wild boar hunt as a youth

[covered in blood, with tears in my eyes] I AM VERY YOUNG AND I AM LEARNING HOW TO LIVE

wait a minute! this isn't the culminating duel at the end of a burning path of vengeance! you're getting off on this!

clawed gauntlets save me. Save me clawed gauntlets

"forgive and forget" WRONG! go to hell