A Collection Of Things

btw just a little reminder that 13 saying "i can't fix myself to anyone" is not her saying "i can't fall for you" it's actually "i love you but i can't be with you" bc i've seen quite a few people saying how 13 just started falling in love when in reality she's said so many things that prove the other idea (of her already loving yaz for some time).

veil's been thin these past few days. anyone else notice that the veil's been thin these past few days

hey, um, i’ve got some bad news. we gave your boyfriend a tape recorder and uh. yeah, he’s a horror podcast protagonist now….yeah, the horrors got him

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo

If you’re doing this, it is because you, like the tiger, need enrichment and variety in your life. May I suggest cramming just a whole bunch of raw hamburger into a pumpkin and rolling it around your enclosure?

small brain “hotel california is about drugs” normal brain “hotel california is about the music industry” giant brain “hotel california is meant to be taken completely literally and The Eagles are still trapped there”

galaxy brain “hotel california is a negative yelp review with a 2 minute guitar solo”

In foookin HOWLIN

man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful? me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity

I’ve been laughing at this on and off for two straight days

buffalo are bigger than you’ve ever even imagined. you’ve never seen anything that big in your life i promise

flex on em

EXCUSE ME?

I was just WAITING for the cat and I was not disappointed