mylo🫧

in the house of commons

david - mains reaper, rein and roadie, unreasonably aggressive, will not play support, hates the arcade and events, exclusively plays quick play bc it doesnt have “all that extra shit”

ash - has countless hours of d.va and lucio, but is a pretty versatile player, rly good at 3v3

milo - sojourn or cassidy, cannot play support, gets stressed out too easily💀 loved junkenstein’s revenge, and slayd as cassidy during the event, was kinda bummed when they changed it this year

vincent - zen and ashe, maybe genji, he’ll interact with the character voice lines out loud💀 like if hes playing ashe, when she yells “bob, do smtn” he mumbles “theres no need to yell” or “dont yell at him”

sam - probs someone basic like soldier or baptiste, def played practice vs ai for a while

hux - support main, mostly kiriko and ana, not competitive at all, just wants to have a good time, super supportive in voice chat

damien - ANNOYINGLY AGGRESSIVE, RELENTLESS MOIRA, WILL NOT HEAL JUST ATTACK and maybe pharah or sigma too, but hes so scary to play against

lasko - tracer, like a rly good tracer, plays echo too, but fl and the guys def took away his mic, that man is a nervous rambler, would cry if he had to play support (hes just like me fr)

gav - either junker queen, doomfist or widow only bc he thinks they’re hot, is actually rly good, but chooses to run around squating on corpses and wrecking shit on the map

caelum - probably a clueless symmetra, first character he saw on character select and thought she looked cool, gets potg A LOT on accident bc of his turrets he didnt mean to place while hes falling off the map somewhere

guy - h a m p t e r (me when i run out of characters in 3v3)

geordi - brigette or mei, hes kinda bad at it, but he has a good time💀

slander🕺🏻

elliot - sombra, just gets booped or pinned off the map

blake - genji, will not survive longer than 45 seconds

ivan - torb, annoying, rage quits

ollie - “plays bastion bc hes a little bitch” - sienna

aaron - winston, cannot ult correctly

marcus - mercy, cant heal bc hes too busy dying and respawning (me🧍🏻)

“justice for bob 2022” - vincent solaire